Many times you asked yourself:
"How can I be so cool?"
But you didn t ask anybody else,
Because you wouldn t be a fool.

you don t have to be sad
Since we know the solution.
Just do what we tell you
To get your revolution.

Just say:
"Give me money or a cigarette!"
That s all you have to know
Then you ll be like all the other guys
At the "Party Punk" show

Your parents want you
To do what they say
But you think
This couldn t be the only way

Just say:
"I need more beer!"
That s all you have to know
Then you ll be like all the other guys
At the "Party Punk" show

Your girlfriend left you
Because you re too honest:
And she will get back
When you are the best:


Just say:
"Cadging is the only way!"
That s all you have to know
Then you ll be like all the other guys
At the "Party Punk" show